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The State of America According to Trump

The State of America According to Trump

February 7, 2019 By Rich Siegel

If I had listened to President Trump’s State of the Union address on the radio, I would not have known if he was a Republican or a Democrat. Think about that one.

It looked like someone gave Nancy Pelosi a take out menu from the local Chinese restaurant before the State of the Union. She seemed to be having a difficult time deciding what to order.

President Trump appears to be with the Democrats on most healthcare issues. Even the solid left understands healthcare is too big for the government to handle.

Bernie Sanders didn’t look so Social during the State of Union. You want to get nightmares, imagine he was the one talking Tuesday night.

The highlight of the State of the Union for me Tuesday was when President Trump firmly said, “We will never be a socialist country.” Amen.

I give CNN credit. When Trump recognized a heroic ICE agent the camera went directly to the smug face of Kirsten “we must abolish ICE” Gillibrand.

I am pro choice. But Andrew Cuomo, and the people who applaud late term abortion, are on the wrong side of the fight in my opinion.

We all should applaud the women in Congress who were adorned in white during the State of the Union. Congratulations to all of them. When they chanted USA! USA! it obviously was not in support of Trump , but it was about how great this country is.

Mike “Bobblehead Doll” Pence follows instructions very well. He has been told that when the President speaks to keep nodding.

Nancy “third base coach” Pelosi was giving signals to the Democrats in the house during the State of the Union. When she moved her dentures once that meant “stay”, when she moved her dentures twice that meant “clap”.

I wonder if Bob Mueller was watching the State of the Union. If he was not, here is the message Bob: “It is way past time to wrap it up.”

I did notice that during Trump’s monologue on healthcare the Democrats were clapping and Mitch McConnell remained seated. It made me wonder.

It is nice to the see the President and Ted Cruz have become close. Whoever said the Senator from Texas is not a forgiving man?

If I had to vote between Pelosi, Schumer, and Trump, on who has the best sense of humor, Donald wins hands down. Nancy and Chuck are just are not funny.

The President linking Venezuela to Socialism in his State of the Union speech was brilliant. I would have added Stalin’s Russia, Hitler’s Germany, Kim’s North Korea, and Cheng Heng’s Cambodia to enunciate what is the complete and total disaster called Socialism.

Forget the man giving the speech, I agreed with 90% of the things Trump spoke about in the State of the Union. He has shown tremendous courage.

After over two years of bullshit, CNN and the Democrats have given up on Mueller and Russian collusion. Now they are moving furiously along investigating Trump’s business and personal taxes. lol. lol. lol. lol. lol. lol.

Bill Belichick is God and Tom Brady is his son. That said, Super Bowl 53 was the most painful football game I have ever watched.

Governor Ralph Northam of Virginia has a convenient memory. He doesn’t recall whether of not he dressed up as a klansman or an actor in a minstrel show. Possibly, he didn’t do either.

So you put a picture of Al Jolson and some KKK moron on your yearbook page, because why? The Governor needs to get off the stage.

Who vetted this guy? They must have let him miss the day in class when you ask the potential candidate to make a list of all your major indiscretions. You know, start with yearbook pictures.

I once attended such a class. My handlers immediately told me I wouldn’t make it out of Iowa.

Lock all of your doors, bring all the women and children inside. Roger Stone is out on bail.

Stone made being arrested look like fun. When the feds come to get me someday I hope CNN is there to cover it.

Breaking news…….Adam Schiff says this time he really has evidence against the President. We pay this guy to make a fool of himself?

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez should be administered a history test. Question number one: Who was Chairman Mao, and what were the consequences of his plan for a Socialized China that he called “The Great Leap Forward”.

Elizabeth Warren checked off native American Indian as her race on an application for the Texas Bar Association. She will be the first Democratic Presidential candidate voted off the island.

Joe Biden, if he jumps in, might have the best chance to be the lone survivor for the Democrats. I would love to see old Joe get back in the ring against a heavyweight.

CNN has a new program asking the question; will Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg end up on the right side of history? My opinion is pretty clear on this question.

Facebook can collect all the information they want about me. All of their calculations will never be able to keep up with an evolving mind. Zuckerberg can stuff his algorithms up his ass.

“What shall I do when the great crowd beckons? Stand tall and utter my broken truths,” (Jordan Peterson). I am ready my Lord.

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The stories in this book are inspired by people and events that have brushed against the author. Rich has labels this work as fiction, but claims the authenticity of each chapter ranges from 90% to 100% in accuracy. Although in some instances names have been changed, the characters live or have lived and are not his original creation.

Each chapter is told in two parts. The first parts are told mostly as stories, while the trailers are reflections that offer the reader an opportunity to a backstage view behind Rich’s introspections. The music lyrics that introduce each chapter serve as a linkage between the verse of the chapter and the inspiration of the author.

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