Tis the season to hand out some gifts……. Remember it is better to give then to receive, at least that is what I have heard.
To my wife Donna……..A new house without stares, and a garage door opener.
To my video, facebook , and overall go to guy “Dirty Ernie Falconer”……..Another fruitful year high in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado.
For all doubters….. The truth they are looking for.
To Donald Trump……. A Thesauras
To my trainer, Shay……..faith in a higher power.
To Denny Laine, founding member of the Moody Blues……… Induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame class of 2018.
To Paul Ryan …….. A backbone.
To my mom in heaven…… One more Christmas on earth see her grandchildren and great grandchildren in the present.
To my favorite group of golf club investors….. A splash of my humility.
To my brother Gary, and his wife Judy, my two favorite Brown graduates…….An honorary degree to Muhlenberg…..Sorry Joey O. you did not get enough votes this year
To my friend Mel and his best friend Christopher ……. Great walks to top of every peak you are chasing.
To Hilary Clinton ……. A sext message from Dee Dee Myers
To Bill Clinton…….. A sext message from Melania Trump
To my daughter Laura……..A 20 year contract extension for the little leprechaun that sits on her shoulder.
To Matt Lauer, Charlie Rose, Dustin Hoffman , Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey etc. ………… A lifetime sentence of living in obscurity.
For my Daughter Mary Kate……..A very expensive pair of Ray Bans to help her to cut through the scintillation that is Los Angeles.
To Kim Jong-un………A missle up his ass.
To my Dad…… One more opportunity to sit with me next fall and watch your grand daughter play field hockey on a majestic Indian Summer day.
To Keith Schiller……. A merit badge for honoring his code of silence.
To Butch Dener…… A large field of grass moving softly in the summer wind.
For all haters …….A wee bit of understanding for the opposite point of view.
To Judy Garland ……. A one way plane ticket to Oz, with a layover in St. Louis
To Tiger Woods ……..Another Sunday afternoon at the Masters with the lead heading to the back side.
To God and the Devil…….. A teeter totter of their very own.
To all the souls who occupied my body in the prior lives…….The Medal of Valor for service beyond the call of duty.
To Harry Catchitore wherever you are……Peace, happiness, a good bottle of bubbly, and a new address.
As for myself…… Another year of appreciating how much I have while I continue to strive for the things that seem impossible to obtain.
One Magical Christmas round about 1975 I saw two of my favorite crooners , Bing Crosby and David Bowie sing a duet of Little Drummer Boy on the telly……. I haven’t been able to listen to another Christmas song since.
In the spirit of the season I sent a list to Santa two weeks ago. Tomorrow morning I hope everyone finds what they have been asking for under their tree.
