‘She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger’…… I have not written it yet but that is the title to a new country western song.
I found a list I made up 15 years ago. First four things: Tell the truth (at least to yourself), have measurable goals, be accountable to yourself , take chances……… Not bad.
“I can’t find the words,” …….An often used phrase by people who would be much better off admitting they are not the brightest bulb on the neon sign.
I finally figured out where I had seen Congresswoman Wilson before……In 1988 I was at a audition for the game show ‘The Price is Right’
Bill O’Reilly paid 32,000,000 to hush up woman he had sexually harassed……. Bill for A LOT less you could have done so much more.
Speaking of Creeps. It does not get worse than Harvey (the pervert) Weinstein…….. ‘Hey big Harv , all your power and bucks doesn’t change the fact that you are a big fat ugly LOSER.
Mark Cuban is considering a run for President…… If Donald Trump is a blowhard, then Cuban is a giant blowhard. Yes , he blows pretty hard.
Terry Collins is out as the manager of the Mets, Joe Girardi is out as the manager of the Yankees……….Forever is only for fairytales. Even if you don’t , there always comes a time to move on, or be moved on.
Hey Yankee fans, get over it…..try being a Met fan.
Non cowboys who wear cowboy hats are not all assholes…….. But most are.
I did not give enough mention to the passing of the great Tom Petty…… I was introduced to him in 1978 when I was a freshman in college . His twangy love lyrics are second to none.
It was recently announced that documents, held in secret since 1963, related to the Kennedy assassination will be released …….. I don’t care what the documents say. I was only three years old at the time.
Harvey Weinstein, Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby, Donald Trump, I totally can picture them groping and abusing woman……. Did you say George Bush Sr. ???!!!!!!
“We cannot allow the inmates to run the prison”, said Houston Texans’ owner Bob McNair in reference to players taking a knee during the National Anthem…….Lock him up and throw away the key. This is where we are at these days.
According to Hilary Clinton if the events of October 27th didn’t happen (look it up) she would have won the election easily…… I have some advice for you Hilary, you lost to Donald Trump . Shut up and move along quietly.
Winter is coming……. I hope it is another one where I am saying ‘How about that global warming.’
Here’s what I have to say about Larry David and his HBO show Curb Your Enthusiasm …….” Pretty, pretty, Good”
I know how the Trump supporters feel about the issue of CNN’s reporting of his Presidency . My question is only to the Trump dissenters ………..Does CNN’s Don Lemon’s hate force you to turn the channel every time?
I just saw Paul Manafort being escorted through Dulles Airport, his handlers luggage bags all had the same monogram: KGB?
The ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ episode with Salmon Rushdie was hysterical ………..O.K. I am aware you have to know who Salmon Rushdie is to get it.
Moody Blues founding member and one time (1971-1981) lead guitarist in Wings Denny Laine is coming to New Paltz for a visit this week…….. If you don’t know who he is you can “Go Now”.
My bank account continues to grow. It is November and still zero wagering on the NFL………My old math teacher use to call it “addition by subtraction.”
In Miami lounging on boats, eating at Brazilian steak houses , catching the Heat game, flying up to a Atlanta for the Falcons game…….No, not Beyonce, only little ole Miss Laura.
My wife often uses the word narcissist to describe me……. I am finally convinced she is right, or I am just highly underestimated. You know how I am voting.
I just read many rock stars choose the Beatles’ Revolver Album as the best record of all time…….. No problem with that but I am going with Rumours.
Mary Kate was a Ninja Warrior for Halloween. Fully armed with attitude and blades…… . “Simply Perfect”
CNN’s Fareed Zakaria introduced his guest Michael Ignatieff as a politician and intellectual………I am bad with big words , but I think people of higher intellect call that an oxymoron.
Leonardo DeVinci and Albert Einstein are arguably two of the most creative geniuses ever. In their notes they both asked the question: “Why is the sky blue?”……….What is the point?
The cold November Rain is back……..It is a great time to be creative again.
Today I saw a man sitting up high in his pick-me-up truck. A Confederate flag draped from the back window. A bumpersticker saying ‘MUD, SWEAT, and BEERS’…. Same guy license plate: GETACLUE.
