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A long time ago CNN was a legitimate news organization. These days they are stooping to record lows; trafficking in heresay, and hypotheticals.

At this point all anchors on CNN have sold their soul and are completely complicit in the most scandalous era in journalistic history. The media have proven they are so much smaller than the man they hate so much.

I am not interested in hearing “what about FOX?” It shouldn’t be a competition for who is the most embarrassing to their profession.

On CNN, they all sound like left wing nuts screaming on the street corner, never journalist reporting the news. Enough is enough.

Everyday a so-called news organization calls the elected President of the United States a liar, a racist, and a traitor to the entire world. Just remember, we are still allowed to do that in this country.

CNN proved once again Trump is a liar. He claims to have been cooped up in the White House for months working. CNN then documented him visiting the southern border, going to Iraq to visit the troops , and attending the Army/Navy game. The media can’t recover from the embarrassment they have caused themselves.

All of this while the Democrats were on the beach in Puerto Rico during the gov’t shut down. Lobbyists treated our fine pols to airfare, luxury hotels, and front row seats to a special performance of the hit Broadway Show ‘Hamilton’.

It is clear the new Attorney General William Barr is not going to interfere with the Mueller Investigation. If he has evidence that Trump colluded with Russia it is way past time for Mr. Mueller to speak up, same goes if he doesn’t have proof of collusion.

James Comey has secured his place in history as a corrupt, swarmy, compromised Director of the FBI. I am sorry that it is turned out this way, I was right about putting him in the jerk-off category from the start.

I understand the President likes McDonald’s food products, but you don’t serve it to guests. I love Coronas, but when entertaining I break out the Heineken and Johnnie Walker Blue.

On the the other hand, he paid out of his own pocket and some of the Clemson players said it was a great blue collar party. The President has a special talent of being different from every other career politician.

“I’ve never seen anything like it,” says the pseudeo intellectual on CNN in reference to an action taken by our President. That’s why he is President dummy.

Kirsten Gillibrand held hands with Steven Colbert and announced she is running for President. After I rolled on the floor in hysterical laughter I ran to the bathroom to throw-up.

Ms. Kinderhook, appointed by Hillary Clinton to the New York Senate obviously doesn’t read my blog. You are a lightweight, phony, spineless representative who embarrasses my home state. You have zero chance.

Just a few facts out of Gillibrand’s propped up puppet mouth. “We should abolish ICE. We should believe whatever any woman says; Kavanaugh is guilty.” Not to mention the NRA gave her a five star rating a few years ago.

Every year we give out ‘The Lemon Award” to the biggest dope on CNN. Don Lemon has won “The Lemon” the past three years, but Max Boot has a huge early lead this year.

Have you noticed my gloves are off. I am convinced our own institutions plotted to reverse the choice of the people. To say it was an attempted ‘coup d’etat’ is not a stretch.

Agree or disagree to this statement: James Clapper appears to be an old, old, pathetically foolish fool. Trump is sitting on the evidence that Comey, Clapper, and Brennan are traitors to America.

The North Atlantic Treaty Organization has been relatively effective since its inception in 1949. But similar to all things in life, adjustments need to be made.

It is clear to me that N.A.T.O. has taken advantage of America’s political weakness throughout the world. Before we commit our blood to other nations causes, we must make sure they are paying rent and carrying their share of the load.

I believe there is already proof that the heads of the FBI, the CIA and the Department of Justice conspired to frame the President of the United States. CNN better gather up all their fact checkers.

You may support , or not, Great Britain’s Brexit, but is a sign of the times that governments seem to have no problem overturning the will of the people. Sound familiar?

Trump has Rod “the Rat” Rosenstein right where he wants him. Sitting next to him in the White House begging for mercy.

The President’s humility going to be put through it’s toughest test. I am now thinking the results are going to tear this country apart.

If I have to spell it out you’re not as clever as you think you are. Will the haters, for once, be bigger than Trump and find some humility?

It took Trump two years to get all the mice in the trap. Hopefully he just lets them go with the promise from them that they will disappear.

The Democratic field for President in 2020 is lining up…. Harris, Biden, Gillibrand, Pocahontas, Spartacus, Beto O’Dourke, and Colonel Sanders. I think they have all kissed the ring of Stooge Colbert. LMFAO.

Nancy Pelosi wants the State of Union postponed. Her ship be sinking, herself, and uncharming Chuck are heading for the lifeboats as fast as two tired old wind bags can.

Wow!!! Michael Cohen is spilling the beans. To try and GET Trump CNN has climbed into bed orgy style with Stormy Daniels, Michael Avenati, John Dean, and now Cohen. Three creepy lawyers and a whore.

Ronald Schneider described the never ending search to bring down the President as “hyperbole by collusion.” Perfect!

The government has been shut down for a month now………. anybody??? anybody????

To have meaning in your life is better than to have what you want. I turn 59 next week, it took 58 years for me to understand and accept that statement as my truth.

Let the Democrats call it an improved barrier, and let the Republicans call it a wall. We all agree on strengthening border security, so let’s move on.

Nancy Pelosi spent Christmas in Hawaii at a $10,000 a night villa, while Donald Trump spent Christmas at the White House working. Fact check that Don Lemon.

Did I miss more facts? I thought the same electorate who did not elect Mitt Romney, did elect Donald Trump. Maybe Mitt was on his Utah ranch counting his money and missed the results.

To say Trump has handled the immigration issue poorly would be an understatement. That said, I guarantee he will get his wall no matter the semantics.

Can we all agree that we have an over abundance of gov’t employees? It is long overdue for gov’t to go on a diet.

CNN has not been a news organization for many years now. They are now OBVIOUSLY nothing but a 24 hour a day Trump bashing station.

Should the United States just keep troops permanently in places like Syria, Afganistan, and Iraq? If you have the answer to that question please raise your hand.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wants to tax high earners 70% of their income. I will keep my mouth shut for fear of being called a racist, or a misogamist, or a person who makes fun of the mentally challenged. But mostly I will shut up because my income is below 10,000,000 currently.

She is a great dancer, she has a great sense of the beat, excellent timing, and looks fabulous tearing up the floor. I give her an 8.5, same as her I.Q.

If you think Trump is a fool than Cortez is the same fool. If that doesn’t add up for you than you are a hypocrite, in my opinion.

Elizabeth Warren has as much chance of a chance of being the President as my cat. Not once has “Midnight” pretended to be something other than a mouse eating feline.

I shouldn’t only pick on Trumps’s women challengers. Joe Biden is at least as pathetic.

CNN should take a lesson from FOX’s Chris Wallace’s interview with Sarah Huckabee Saunders. There is not one anchor on CNN who is not a lackey for the left. Not one.

Is Bill Maher’s claim to be an atheist a contradiction? I like Bill Maher, but he thinks he is God.

Trump may talk about grabbing himself some Vagina, but Kevin Spacey actually grabs himself some crotch. Celebrities like, Crosby, Weinstein, Penn, and Spacey grab whatever they need.

Anyone who knows me understands I am not a big fan of rules. Still, I am loving reading Jordan B Peterson’s ’12 Rules For Life’.

If you’re an advocate of individual accountability you will fly through the 400 pages. “What you aim at determines what you see,” says Peterson.

The movie ‘The Favourite’ is about the rule of England’s Queen Anne at the turn of the 18th Century. Don’t be surprised if Olivia Colman wins the Oscar for her portrayal of the beleaguerd Monarch.

Trump’s greatest trick is positioning himself as an underdog. Between 60-70%, of non-college graduate white male and females voted for the billionaire.

Trump needs to convince me that Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, and Russ Limbaugh are not his closest advisors. If he gives me proper notice I can make myself available.

If you were not surprised at the complete whupping Clemson put on the Alabama Crimson Tide you are full of shit. Dabo Sweeney should run for president, Saban will have to settle for Vice.

In a couple of months Bobby Axelrod and Jon Snow will be back fighting the good fight. More importantly, winter will have come and gone and the days will be gloriously lengthening.

Our County Executive Mike Hein got a call from Governor Cuomo last week. Hein did an excellent job for the people of Ulster County and now has earned the right to ride into a brighter sunset. Another win New the Paltz Nation!!

They got him dressed up, wrote him a presidential speech, and made sure he was regurgitating accurate facts. Trump likes to be unscripted, but there are times he must allow his wordsmiths to work their magic.

Trump will get his steel barrier, the gov’t will re-open for business, the Democrats will eventually get DACA and more. In the end boarder security will be greatly improved. It’s called compromise.

Even the Trump haters should admit Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer looked foolish Tuesday night. To her credit Pelosi can go toe to toe with Mr. Orange, Schumer, not so much.

Message to Democrats: Work with Trump and you will get more than any opposing party ever has gotten. Try to impeach him, nullify the electorate, and you will get nothing.

Trump’s speech writers talked about immigration on our southern border as “the fight of the heart vs. the fight of the soul”. To me it was the most impactful line of the speech Tuesday night. I think I understand it.

When the Washington Post says “Trump owned the night,” that is 100% proof the 1,000 mile steel barrier is eventually going up. Pelosi and Schumer are now the ones with their backs to the wall.

I hope the Democrats start to realize if you give to Trump, he will give back. Think of all that can get done if they would just stop hating on the individual.

President Trump announces he will not run for re-election in 2020. ” I am doing an amazing job and making a HUGE difference, but it is time for me to spend more time with my grandchildren.”

Don Lemon, immediately after Trump’s proclamation, declares he is making a run for President. Kaitlan Collins replaces him as anchor at CNN.

Sean Hannity throws his name into the ring as a Republican candidate for President. Ann Coulter is named to replace him at FOX.

Alabama wins the National Championship game over Notre Dame 49-10. After the game Alabama head coach Nick Saban resigns his coaching position and says he is running for President.

Congress files a lawsuit against Donald Trump for being forced to work during the 2018 Holidays. Hawaiian Senator Mazie Hirono does not return to Washington and has not been seen since.

David Bowie and Bing Crosby return to life and sing ‘Little Drummer Boy’ together. The entire staff at CNN and FOX sing back up on the recording.

The Patriots, Celtics, Red Sox, and Bruins all win championships for New England. Babe Ruth is seen from the heavens giving his classic wink and smile. Avid Yankee fans take their own life after the Sox make it four for four in October.

President Trump pulls the United States out of NATO and rolls out a plan for a new alliance called the BIG 3. We all assume that means America, Russia, and China, but Trump says he is still finalizing the deal.

The Trump administration comes up with a fool proof plan to cure cancer. Funding to finalize the research does not get through Congress. “If it is good but has Trump’s name on it we cannot accept it,” screams Senator Schumer from the floor of the house.

The government shut down lasts through the entire year. America moves on undisturbed. The Washington D.C. area falls far down the list of the most affluent places to live in the USA.

Tiger Woods wins his fifth Masters and breaks down into a fit of tears. Even his haters stand and applaud. “By far this is my greatest golfing victory.”

God reveals himself for the first time and has a message for all human kind. “I have been merely observing, carry on.”

Harvey Weinstein is found dead in his jail cell. The cause of death is not disclosed but rumors spread about certain objects that were pertruding from all of his orifices.

Reminiscent of the final scene of ‘The Godfather’, the five heads of enemy countries (Vladamir Putin, Kim Jung-un, Mohammed bin Salman, Xi Jinping, Bashar al-Assad) are terminated within 5 minutes of each other. DON Trump was on the 8th hole in Mar-a-Lago when the unfortunate accidents happen.

Putin’s last words were simply, “Nikogda doveryat une American.” It is speculated that Trump ordered the hit. Nothing can be proven and Trump claims to have had a great relationship with all five men.

General Mattis wins the award for reciting the quote of the year, “Be polite…….. but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.” Those Generals are silly little fellows, aren’t they?

Trump is unable to find replacements for the many vacated cabinet positions. Congress approves Trump family members to fill the open positions. Steven Miller is named Minister of Propaganda. ( he does look a bit like Mr. Joseph Goebbels.)

I have dinner with my dad every Sunday night. I finally admit to him he has far more wisdom than I ever gave him credit for.

Game of Thrones comes to an end with the Queen of Dragons sitting on the throne sans her babies. Jon Snow, Arya, Tryrion, and Sansa will be at her side. Light prevails over darkness.

Construction starts on a wall along our southern border that stretches higher and longer than The Great Wall of China. Mexico agrees to foot the bill.

It is decided that the United States needs to be involved with the rest of the world’s countries, but we realize we must make it a priority to fix up our own house. We go back to basics and start with the vowels: immigration, infrastructure, and education.

Paul Ryan is voted least missed politician in Washington. John Faso comes in a close second.

Mick Jagger adds a verse to his ballad ‘Sympathy for the Devil’. “I was there in America when the second Civil War was fought in vain.”

Historians describe December of 2018 as the calm before the HUGE storm. Let’s hope my crystal ball doesn’t have that right.

West Point wins National Championships in football and tennis. For the cadet gridders it is their first since 1946, for the netters it is their first ever.

Numerous hotels and apartment complexes are built in New York’s first Capital, Kingston. The city is given the nickname “K-town Southwest.”

The Dow Jones Industrial Average climbs to over 30,000. Barrack Obama takes the credit from his Ivory Tower.

The Honorable Ruth Bader Ginsburg makes it through another year.. She promises to live past the 2020 Presidential election.

It is revealed that Mark Zuckerberg works for both the FBI and CIA. Evidence is put forth that, in the last ten years, google and facebook aided in tripling the two agencies secret data bases. The sheep don’t care and only say, “BAAAAAAAA.”

Chris Cuomo retires to a private island. “Once you play the role of God on TV for two years, there isn’t much left,” are the last words he says publicly.

 

And so this is Christmas……….We are stronger together.

Tis the Holidays, it is time to dole out the trophies and rewards! There were tremendous performances this year, and some really bad ones. There were newcomers, and reliable old timers. There were comebacks and setbacks. Politicians, celebrities, commentators, athletes, foreign leaders, friends, and foes are anxious to hear the results. Santa had the final say on who took home the bacon in 2018.

The Osama Bin Laden: Given to a prominent dignitary who displayed tremendous talent at hide go seek………. KEITH SCHILLER

The Bella Lugosi: Awarded to the person in the news, who, with no effort at all,

demonstrated real creepiness……….MICHAEL AVENATTI

The Helen Keller: Annually given to the someone who is blind and can see only out of one eye .……. (TIE) SEAN HANNITY and DON LEMON

The Bogie and BaCall: Awarded to the two people who fell in love during the year and have committed to each other for eternity………… KANYE WEST and DONALD TRUMP

The O.J. Simpson: This annually goes to the person who starts the year as a popular celebrity and ends the year a slimy Pariah……….. MATT LAUER

The James Carville and Mary Matalin: To the couple who bores us to death in everyway, everyday………. GEORGE and KELLEYANNE CONWAY

The Golden Pom Poms …… Presented to the woman who continued to be the loyal, diligent, house frau, firmly hidden in her husband’s small sullied shadow…….. DAISY BUCHANAN

The Jackie Kennedy Sealed Lips ……… To the woman in politics who keeps her mouth shut while her man sows his wild oats……….. MELANIA TRUMP

The O.J. II: Presented to the murderer who gets away it because he has so many times before………..CROWN PRINCE Of SAUDI ARABIA

The Strom Thurmond: To the politician who, despite being very old news, keeps talking as if he is relevant………. JOE BIDEN

The Mo Green (Of GODFATHER FAME): To the athelete who feels it is necessary to slap a woman around because she is not paying close enough attention…….KAREEM HUNT

The Obama: To the person who promised the most and delivered shit…….ROBERT MUELLER

The Sully (George Bush’s service dog) : To the person who demonstrates undying love and loyality to their master……ROGER STONE

The Sarah Palen: Awarded to the woman who got to where she is because she is a woman, not because of her talents………KIRSTEN GILLIBRAND

The 41…… Presented to the man who reaches an old enough age that he is allowed to grab women in their private parts with immunity…………DONALD TRUMP

The Judas: To the person who during the past year demonstrated the most treasonous behavior to a client in a business relationship……… MICHAEL COHEN

The Clarence Thomas: To the person who survived the most heinous accusations in a judiciary role…..BRETT KAVANAUGH

2012-13 Notre Dame Football: To the college football team that plays well against lesser opponents but actually sucks, and is way overrated ……. NOTRE DAME

The Bow Wow: Given to the paid per view spectacle that falis miserably………TIGER vs. PHIL

The Bitter Pill: Presented annually to a perennial loser, who, even during a funeral completely disrespects the current President……..HILLARY CLINTON

The Dan Rather: Awarded to the most one sided, disingenuous, self proclaimed moral authority in a leading role of a newscaster……… JAKE TRAPPER

The Caption Courageous: To the person who displayed amazing grace, humility, and respect in the most strenuous of circumstances…….. BOB DOLE

The Bobby Bonilla: Presented to a over the hill baseball player who signs a deal with the Mets knowing that he is stealing their money……. ROBINSON CANO

The Painted Smile: To the sleaziest politician whose face is fixed with a goofy sneaky smile on it …….. BILL CLINTON

The Newcomer: To the woman reporter who burst out on a major network with intelligence and beauty……..KRISTIN FISHER

The Shill: Presented to the person who nodded yes to their boss no matter what came out of the boss’s mouth……..MIKE PENCE

The Question Mark (Given Posthumously) : To the person who, on the surface, appeared to have reached the top of the mountain only to step over the ledge on purpose………ANTHONY BOURDAIN

The Cold Hand: To the person who shows extreme reluctance to shake a foe’s hand, even when it is politcally correct and proper etiquette to give a warm shake at a former president’s funeral…….BARACK OBAMA

The Chill Pill: Goes to the group who during the year registered the most convictions before hearing any evidence: THE ME TOO MOVEMENT

The Top to Bottom: Presented to the person in 2018, who, in a starring role was revealed to be the fattest, ugliest, rude, and most arrogant person on the planet…… HARVEY WEINSTEIN

Dora the Explorer: This award goes to the group that keeps walking despite the realization they will never reach their destination………THE FIRST CARAVAN

The Rockers: To the most derservant entry into next years Rock n Roll Hall of Fame. They have always been very inspiring artists for me personally…….. (tie) STEVIE NICKS and TODD RUNDGREN

We all get that the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia bears responsibility for the death of Jamal Khashoggi. At times it is all about the best business decision and right now that means patience.

Now congress wants to reset America’s relationship with Saudi Arabia. The Saudis being involved in bombing the world trade center didn’t do it for Bush, it took a dead journalist for us to get upset?

Is it reasonable to say the Mueller investigation is over reaching? Paul Manafort was with Trump for five minutes, and I am suppose to believe he is the mastermind of incestual collusion with the Russians.

The Democrats picked up 40 seats in the House of Representatives. We will find out in January if they plan on governing or resisting. Governing is what they are paid for, right?

Nancy Pelosi has done an adequate job as Speaker of House and deserves respect for being able to raise money and get democratic candidates elected. That said, there comes a time we all need kick back in a rocking chair.

I have for the most part supported our current President. If the Stock Market continues to plummet I could change my mind real fast. Yes, money is my first loyalty.

People who are seeking asylum are attacking American border security. Isn’t that an oxymoron?

It is fair to say the President seems to be in a slump. There is no wall, Mueller is closing in, the markets are failing, Manafort lied, Cohen lied, North Korea is testing bombs, Donald Trump Jr. is nearing an indictment and Maxime Waters in charge of America’s finances.

The left is getting vey excited about the impending doom. I have a feeling Mr. Trump will bounce back strong. If you continue to underestimate this guy you make him stronger. A narcissist, such as myself, understands that very well.

The President is a pure street fighter. He is at his best when you back him into the corner and hit him hard.

Remember that fight between those teenagers in Parkland Florida and the NRA. I tried to explain how the world works. This is coming from a guy who is on the side of the kids.

It is easy to see that within the Trump administration , unless you are a blood relation, the break-up is inevitable. If Kellyanne Conway can’t control her husband the President is going to have to do it for her, or get rid of her.

All relationships eventually die. Ask Brad and Jennifer, Ben and Jennifer, Frank and Ava, Bill and Monica, Donald and Stormy. I know ladies, the men all say they believe in forever. lol.

Global warming is REAL. Climate change is REAL . The earth has existed for 4.5 billion years and is in a constant state of change.

 

Most scientists believe at one point the earth was underwater for at least a million years. Check out the movie ‘Waterworld’ and you too will see proof.

How much human effects are accelerating that change cannot be truly measured. How much we want to spend, and adapt, to slow down the process should be debatable issue.

I am attempting to stick with the simple facts I know about geology per google. Dinosaurs were here for millions of years, they have been extinct for 200 million years. Humans have been on earth for 200,000 years.

God loves us I am sure. He or She waited billions of year to create us. Ummmmm….. that kind of contradicts Genesis Chapter One.

Kirsten Gillibrand has gone as far as she can go in politics. The democratic major donors hate her for what she did to Al Franken. She compounded her stupidity by prematurely convicting Kavanaugh on the lips of Michaael Avenatti.

We are a nation of immigrants. We are also a nation of laws.

Donald Trump says his gut feelings make better decisions than most peoples brain. Hmmmm.

I agree with Ivanka Trump. There is not much of an equivalency to the mistakes she made compared to Ms. Clinton.

Michael Cohen is a weasel and a proven liar. He is a disgrace to his profession. He makes John Dean look like a stand up guy.

What is more important ideology, or facts? Watching both FOX and CNN it all gets so confusing. Yeah, even for me.

Barrack Obama has been treated by the media, and the public with kit gloves. You tell me why?

To me Obama is a smug, arrogant, Monday morning quarterback, who is bitter that he never had the hutzpah to accomplish much with a great opportunity. He should be formally Presidential and go away.

 

Obama also is making it clear what an insecure defeated child he is. The economy, job growth, and renewable energy sources, all strengths in the Trump Administration Obama says, “I did that.”

It is a fact that there were no indictments handed down to anyone close to Obama during his Presidency. Hey, Barrack, I want to hear you this spring when the indictments are handed down to the cronies on your watch.

 

Fact. If Michelle Obama put up red Christmas tress the media would be glowing about how much style she has. Melania trump does it and the comments go as low as “see how infatuated the Trumps are with Russia.”

I forgot the movie “Almost Famous” was one of my favorite love stories. Cameron Crowe lived the experience I want my youth to look like in the next lifetime.

Here is food for thought for all the pundits, prognosticators, and extremists form both sides. Time and history always brings home the final judgement, and its answers are usually not the way we saw it at the time.

There are 30 something new Democrats in the House of Representatives effective January 1, 2019. Most of this “new wave” doesn’t know the difference between surfboarding and waterboarding.

“I seen how these peoples, and these systems works,” said Lauren Underwood newly elected congresswoman from Illinois. I am sure she is actually a very deep thinker.

Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, 29 year old Union Square bartender, is the star of this new group of legislators. I understand Trump got elected President with zero political experience, but this girl can’t name the five boroughs of New York without looking it up on google.

Yes, these newbies are going to be a real thorn in the side. Mostly to the stale “old house democrats”.

It is a problem for the House Democrats when 17 newly elected members have signed a pledge to their constituents not to vote for Nance Pelosi as Speaker of the House. I wonder if Ocasio-Cortez is eligible to run for the position.

Old can be a very attractive state of being I am told often. In California Governor Jerry Brown’s case “old” is synonymous with pathetic. To think that man was sleeping with Linda Ronstadt in her heyday.

Do you think the founding fathers could have imagined the problems we were going to have counting votes. Trump is currently consulting with Putin and Kim Jong-un on securing election integrity.

Let’s not assume that because someone is from Broward County Florida that they are a moron. The chances are pretty good you’d be correct, but there are probably one or two Mensa International members somewhere in Fort Lauderdale.

New York Senator Kirsten Gillibrand continues to embarrass her state, women, and clear minded people, on a daily basis with her claims that she is considering running for President. Please….. I am begging you to shut up!

Gillibrand, “All woman are to be believed.” In that case we don’t even need a judicial system. We can abolish ICE and Judges.

Another Democratic front runner for President, in 2020, Michael Avenatti is in the news again. This time it is him who is accused of assaulting women. How hard is Brett Kavanaugh laughing?

Which is it? Donald Trump is a misogynist pig who thinks women are inferior to men? Donald Trump is a hen-peck Casper Milquetoast who fires staffers at Melania’s whim?

The main stream media reminds us everyday that Melania Trump is no Michelle Obama. I see a current First Lady who speaks several languages, is stunning, made a fortune in her own right, and is dedicated family woman. And still, some feminists are cruel to this woman. Shame on them!

Isn’t it sweet how Michelle and Georgie Bush are besties. A deep hate for all things Trump makes for strange lovers.

“I read that most successful originals usually arrive fashionably late,” said the asshole to his wife upon arriving home at 2:30 in the morning. True story.

It is time to announce the 2018 Political Celebrity All-Star Team. I try to think of the most level headed brilliant entertainers, whose opinions really matter. And the winners are: Barbara Streisand, Alec Baldwin, Kanye West, Whoopi Goldberg, Kid Rock, and Michael Moore.

My man Bill Maher gave me a good laugh with line, “Trump is to empathy like food courts are to ambiance.” Perfect.

If Trump rallies are reminiscent of some sort of right winged Nationalist block party, isn’t it fair to say Bill Maher’s television show is some sort of proletariat gathering. I am watching awaiting for him to announce Carl Marx as his next guest.

God, aka Don Lemon, journalist extraordinaire said, “I will not be friends with anybody who doesn’t know the difference between right and wrong.” Translation: If you voted for Trump I hate your guts.

Here is a message to both Jim Acosta and Donald Trump: Grow the fuck up.

This ten minutes in American history will known as “any jerk-off can be a reality TV star.” Someone needs to get the memo out that “Donald Trump Show” will go down as the biggest of its era.

We are now watching the pre game to the greatest “Cat and Mouse Game” of political lore. For 45 days it will all be threats and positioning.

Trump is already reaching across the aisle to embrace bipartisanship. He has offered Republican votes to help insure Nancy Pelosi stays in as Speaker of the House. Is that treasonous.

I was a freshman in college the first time I heard the STYX album Grand Illusion. It was the best full record I had listened to since Sgt. Peppers. The lead single still plays pretty well today.

Jim Acosta has his press pass back. Now the ball is in his court.

Hillary Clinton won the popular election by 3,000,000 votes. Who, besides her, has the best chance of beating Trump in 2020? Let’s start with the man on the moon.

I am opposed to corporate welfare. But if municipalities cannibalize each other, Amazon has every right to go where they get the best tax breaks.

If you hate Trump you have plenty of reasons to be concerned. Number one amongst those reasons should be he is out working any President I have witnessed by ten fold.

In the middle of the night I walk in my sleep. I walk through the valley of fear to a river so deep. I must be searching for something. Exactly what time is the middle of the night?

There is no better time than Thanksgiving to take personal inventory of the life you have led. Take a close look at your surroundings, all the questions are right in front of you. Try answering them and then choose to do something, or not.

The blue wave was more like a blue tinkle. Are you still not convinced that 45%-50% of Americans think President Trump is doing a good job?

Before a person can even begin to let go of their hate they have to demonstrate acceptance. I realize attempting to understand that half of America thinks differently than them isn’t easy for geniuses.

If the House of Representatives so much as whispers the word impeachment they will be accountable for what happens after that. Did you hear that Mr. Comey, Mr. Brennan, Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Clapper?

Jeff Sessions found out what happens to “he who hesitates.” The cabinet serves at the pleasure of the President.

I predicted the House of Representatives would stay in control of the Republicans and had hoped I would be wrong. I speculated Republicans would pick up seats in the Senate. My exact guess was 54 Republicans and 46 Democrats.

The new blood Democrats control of the House should be a benefit to us all. Now let’s see if they are ready to deal. If they don’t they won’t be there long.

The Democrats brought out their two biggest stars (Oprah and Obama) to Florida and Georgia to try and bring Abrams, Gillum and Nelson home. That failed, so now they are trying to find hidden ballots.

We all want a free, tough, investigative, and demanding press corps that is treated with respect. That said, Mr. Acosta is a biased disrespectful journalist, who thinks the story is about him.

Hopefully CNN will assign Kaitlan Collins to replace Jim Acosta. I think she and the President could learn to work well together.

Did anyone notice Sean Hannity wasn’t working election night. He claimed later he has always taken election night off. I thought he had left FOX to be named Trump’s new propaganda minister.

How many mass shootings is it going to take before there is enough pain to actually do something about stopping them? This problem has a lot to do with mental illness and automatic weapons.

Mr. Gillum and Ms. Abrams, the word is called concede. That is what you do in politics when you lose.

President Trump may be a child of New York, but he has turned out to be Florida’s favorite son. The “good ole” sunshine boys keep hanging on by a thread.

Threats, idle or otherwise, are not my thing. I don’t make threats, I just surprise you. But……. If Mueller doesn’t wrap his investigation up soon the next two years could really get ugly.

Imagine your attorney releasing tapes of your personal conversations with him. (Cohen and Trump) If you listen it makes you creepy in my book.

Let’s hope cooler heads prevail. In my opinion, the first move of good faith needs to be made by the Democrats.

What is the statue of limitations on calling for a re-count? It was 40 years ago I lost the “best looking” in the New Paltz class of 78 by two votes.

Nancy Pelosi has the memo from her party leaders, and she is good little follower. Try and work with the President, or go home.

If the fight for my soul comes down to Jeanine Pirro and Don Lemon I will have to flip a coin. At that point I will probably be hoping the coin comes up lemons.

Donald Trump is loud, bold, crude, and at times obnoxious, definitely unpresidential. Yet, he is the most transparent President in my lifetime. He may an asshole, but he is not a phony asshole.

Listening to CNN I am thinking that Don Lemon should pick the President’s cabinet. Earth to Don……..John F. Kennedy’s BROTHER was his Attorney General.

Hey, if tired worn out Nancy (old news) Pelosi is the best you have, then go with your best. Her ability to raise money won’t help her one bit when they send that lamb to be slaughtered.

Advanced technology has not caught up with the complicated process of counting votes. No problem, a few pollsters in Broward County Florida are still mailing in their absentee ballot.

As of Friday I was still listening to reporting on how Mr. Trump paid “hush money” for having consensual sex with a porn star. Hack commentators Gloria Borger and Brooke Baldwin called Michael “the Rat” Cohen’s betrayal testimony fascinating.

I can’t wait to keep track of how much time CNN spends on the up and coming biggest politcal scandal in American history. How are they going to defend Clinton, Clapper, Comey , Brazile, and Brennan for attempting to fix a Presidential election? What is sad is that Max (puss n’) Boot, and Carl( bitter) Bernstein will continue to star in their role as huge asshole hypocrites.

Breaking news…..”Gore wins Florida.” I borrowed this from an ex student’s post (Bill M.) Hysterical is the correct word.

Michelle Obama was paid millions of dollars to write a book in which she says she will NEVER forgive Donald Trump for his birther claims he made in reference to her husband. Ms. Perfect used the term “never forgive” to help sell her book.

My office manager just found a bunch of boxes filled with ballots in the basement. I spent Saturday counting them by hand and am sending the results down to Broward County.

I have been in contact with many people I know who live in Fort Lauderdale. They all confirmed that stupid is taught in all the public and charter schools.

Barbara Streisand has a new album out called “Walls”. It has reached the top of the charts in both Canada and Mexico.

I just finished reading Adam Grant’s “Originals” about how non-conformists move the world. And all this time I have been trying to live in an ordinary  life.

I thought Muhlenberg/Moravian was the biggest football rivalry in the country. I have discovered it is actually Ithaca 24/Cortland 21.

Thank You to every Veteran. Don’t waste the opportunity they have given us.