“I never said most of the things I said,” President Trump should not be plagiarizing Yogi.
Mary Kate is safely back at Ithaca. Tuition is paid, Field Hockey practice has begun……. now if we could just get our hands on some record that she attended classes in Australia last spring.
If you are impressed with skilled writing watch the Game of Thrones. Nothing is ever spoken by a character without a real sense of purpose. I especially got a kick out of a tongue in cheek line used by the character Bronn in last week’s episode……”No one has ever fucked me harder than time.”
It has taken me years to understand …….” Brevity is the soul of wit.”
Even if it is staring me in the face at a bar…….. I refuse to look at one play of pre season football…. Now if I could make the same pledge for the regular season I would save a lot of money.
It has been said that girls are looking for their father in a man…….well Laura has found someone who far exceeds that expectation.
My favorite part about August nights is listening to the peepers chirping their booty call…….. they sound particularly desperate this summer.
Speaking of Labor Day…. I’ll be heading out to San Francisco for the Labor day week-end show…… I will not be wearing hush puppies though, sorry Jimmy Buffet.
Don’t get me wrong , I like my life, but somebody said something to me the other day that got my attention: “You’re only one decision away from totally changing your life.”
People who get a gold watch for working 50 years for the same company, women who don’t change their hair style for 20 years, high school athletes who metaphorically keep their uniforms on, and writers who grind the same ax too long……… I don’t know, let’s just call them slow learners.
Heard it on the golf course from an unlikely source ….”I know I know nothing.” There is work to be done to make this my mantra, but heck I am going to give it a shot.
The total eclipse of the sun ……. Totally not impressed.
I try hard not to watch commercials . By accident a commercial caught by attention. I am not sure if it was for a drug , or an insurance company. It was raunchy enough that I will not share the parody in this blog……. But I will give two hints…….. The song 1. “There is always something there to remind me” 2. Mount Rushmore………Please, if you have seen it let me know privately.
About once a week my mind returns to Tiger Woods…… At a much lower level of understanding I, too, am having a hard time with the fact that it is over….. it is either my lifetime struggle with acceptance ,or the ex-jock in me.
A teacher recently told he was against merit pay because then his pay would be determined by how good a teacher he is……….. Imagine that.
Only six months into the Trump Presidency and I’m going to be bold enough to put my spin on it……….. Highest rated reality television show ever……. The joke is that we are all being exposed.
A narcissist ….. they still think they are one part of the cutest couple at their Junior Prom……… The ones who are still married to the other part , ……. I recommend taking the first step…… call 1-800-ima-narc.
The Statue of Liberty is of a woman……. It was put up in New York harbor at a time when woman didn’t have a right to vote and were considered second class citizens. This demonstrates our country, at the time, did not represent Liberty at all. I demand we take it down. NOW!!!! Or I will pay someone to knock it down.
LaGuardia Airport is getting an eight Billion dollar makeover……… Thank Holy Batman for the tax payers they didn’t decide to just build a new one.
All my life I thought I wanted all things to come easy….. As it turns out I am in love with Chaos….. As Little Finger said “Chaos is a ladder.”
I have lost a lot of money in my life gambling……. But I proudly confess not a single penny of that coin went to Powerball.
Floyd Mayweather Jr. vs. Colin McGregor takes me back to when Muhammad Ali fought that Japanese wrestler Antonio Inoki at Yankee Stadium in 1976…… Lots of hype, no substance.
As Hurricane season approaches it is time for me to get back on the road again…….. not to infer there is a correlation between the two.
Not that we will be occupying any of them but I think we are paying rent in August for five separate apartments…… One in Ithaca, one in Sydney Australia, one in Manhattan , and two in Tallahassee Florida. Never mind the house on Flower Hill.
Being married is like being at an auction…… you’re never really sure you made the best offer.
Just a thought for my friends to the left of me………. EVERYONE understands President Trump is not a” Mastermind” , but quite possibly he is a “Master Baiter”
We began with a Yogism, so let’s finish with one……”When you come to a fork in the road , take it.”
