“I consider myself a stable genius……Okay, haters, it does sound like something I might say, but I swear to you it wasn’t me.
Laura, myself, and my soon-to- be son-in-law had a meal out in Rhinebeck last week. Even though his offer was declined, he insisted on picking up the check. I keep telling you “I love this guy.”
A true moment of clarity happen last Saturday at the gas pump……. Can’t remember specifics, though I was having what kids call a “brain freeze.”
I had a Turkish driver on a recent trip back from JFK airport. He has lived in this country 20 years and he told me, without solicitation, that he loves both America and Donald Trump. I asked why he was enamored by our President. While driving on the George Washington Bridge he spread his arms as wide as he could and said , “He’s got a set this big.”
My response?……”Now you’re talking Turkey.”
Jake Trapper of CNN and one of Trump’s lackeys were debating on a Sunday morning policital show. For once they took off the gloves and cut through all the bullshit. Now that was much watch T.V.
Speaking of must watch T.V.: The new season of ‘Billions” can not start soon enough for me. (I got an Axe Capital hat for Christmas.)
My daughter Mary Kate is in LA. Her sister Laura, I think, is in Tallahassee, or on her way to Brazil. People ask me all the time why my wife and I are still in Kingston this time of year. Somebody’s got to work.
Time is up boys! This time I think they truly tied the score……… Or at least the new generation of gentlemen have to play on a level field.
The dreamers are going to be just fine. All and all they are just another brick in the wall.
The very same people who despise Trump say, “Give us Oprah!” And no, it is not just the Hollywood schmucks.
Mr. President. Shit-hole?
People who say money isn’t everything, I say, “You want to see my list of what it covers, and you tell me what I am missing?
Or as Johnny Depp has been quoted as saying. “Money did not buy me happiness, but it bought me a big enough yacht to pull up right next to it.”
We all work hard in this life to keep ourselves, and our families comfortable. Then there comes a time we understand that being uncomfortable is how we got to be comfy.
It would be politically incorrect for me to give you my comments on Oprah’s speech at the Golden Globes with my usual panache. I will leave it at it: “It moved me.”
The actors in black dresses were the same ones sucking up to ole Harvey at the “I layed the golden egg prize” ceremony. The award for the biggest charlatan in a drama went to James Franco.
My investor group had the closing for our new purchase. I had never been to a closing of this size before. I was so embarrassed. Each partner was asked to put two things on the table: a wallet and a pencil.
I am taking a lot of heat lately from my” grammatically correct” enemies. I have been doing my own editing and concede I am failing miserably………Change is a necessary hardship of life.
Why does Donald Trump keep bringing up Hillary Clinton? It is like Lynyrd Skynyrd breaking out their greatest hits album.
Gary Oldman is one of the top actors of our time. He plays Winston Churchill in “Darkest Hour” . Daniel Day Lewis ( he ain’t too shabby either) will probably win the Oscar for best actor…… That will take nothing away from Oldman’s virtuoso performance.
Call me crazy. I went to a soothsayer to get some help clearing my brain. The first thing she did was guess my age was 57. So much for the self proclaimed Benjamin Button.
Missouri Governor Eric Greitens admits he had an affair, but denies taking pictures of the other woman wearing a black dress…… I mean blackmailing her.
Watching the the back and forth that goes on between white House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders and the news corps is a total waste of time……. I’ve switched the T.V. in my office to the 70’s game show channel.
Mary Kate is already chillin’ in Tinseltown…….. Well, not really.
In three months Laura is off of Siegel Inc. payroll forever. I want to , at this time, extend the best of luck and best wishes to whomever her new employer may be.
“The people all love me.”, “The sun sets in the east.”, “Mexico is paying for the wall.”, “The crowd was huge.”, “My hands are even huger.” Not lies if you are in the second grade and it is “opposite day.”
On my way to California I had the pleasure of spending two days at Kennedy Airport. If you get to New York you’ve got to check it out.
If you are fortunate enough to be flying out of TerminalFour, have dinner at the Applebee’s on the corner, and breakfast at the Nibble Nook near the gate. (I almost forgot to tell you the prices are very reasonable.)
While I am playing a travel agent, have I told you if you are traveling near the Berkshires, the Norman Rockwell Museum is a must see?…….. Or so I said. Or so I hear.
Good night Harry Cacciatore!!!!!!!……….wherever you are.
